Roll over Beethoven

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

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Via HFFNS





Electric Wizard - Venus in Furs

File under aphrodisiac

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Via Legalise drugs and murder

captain0bvious replied to your post: captain0bvious replied to your post:…

wat

d/m

Tuesday in Sutton it is!


captain0bvious replied to your post: captain0bvious replied to your post:…

OMFG CAN WE HANG AROUND IN SUTTON AND BITCH ABOUT THE ANNOYING 11 YEAR OLDS THERE

YES LET’S DO IT, IT’LL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES WHEN I WENT TO SUTTON EVER


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TUESDAY I SHOULD BE FREE ON TUESDAY are you local or in some far away part of Birmingham

I’M IN SUTTON SO YEAH I CAN BE BASICALLY ANYWHERE



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OMFG I DIDN’T REALISE YOU WERE HERE FUCK FUCK FUCK I’ll make myself free omg

ANY DAY EXCEPT TOMORROW OR WEDNESDAY IS SUPER FINE BBY <3


sludgie:

Does reblogging an audio post without listening to it first count as living on the edge

Via The Blueblood Wizard

captain0bvious replied to your post: captain0bvious replied to your post:…

If it’s not too late I’m gonna start looking into it because #yolo and she fucked it up for me

I’ll totes back you up if you get to sue her if only to rub in her face that the only failing child in the year is now predicted all A-A*s so the evidence suggests it was her own stupid fault I was failing

Also are you doing anything this week because I’m in Birmingham and I am going to be so bored after tomorrow


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I wish there was something active I could do to sue her or something but idk mom won’t let me

I hope she gets so mad with power as headmistress that she kills someone like I’M THE KING I DO WHAT I WANT #YOLO and somebody sues her for me


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wait wat

yeah :I


captain0bvious replied to your post: captain0bvious replied to your post:…

omg one fight with my mom and she told Wager who called social services and told Mr Thompson who then told me he’d check up on me weekly but forgot and I felt abandoned after they’d messed up my relationship with mom

Wager accused my stepdad of sexual abuse on the grounds that he stood up for me when they told him I was a hopeless case

I do not like that woman


sludgie replied to your post: Wait, what’s all this witchery business? :|

Oh my good lord that is beautiful

Why thank you! <3


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